simplydalektable:

niqqaniall:

i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra

I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra

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what’s your favorite type of machine to use at the gym?

314eater:

the vending machine

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passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

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